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I think Philip J. Fry said it best: "Clever things make people feel stupid, and unexpected things make them feel scared."

Here's the new blurb for the "updated" Sweet Valley High book Power Play:

JESSICA WAKEFIELD IS used to setting off sparks. But when she starts a new, highly selective club—the Sweet Valley High Beautification Committee—she begins a war with her twin sister.

Elizabeth knows that Jessica has more on her mind than simply cleaning up the SVH campus. It’s obvious that the Beauties are out to become the most elite group of girls at school, even if it means walking all over those they deem less worthy. Only one Wakefield can reign supreme. And Liz is determined to show Jessica that the final say on beauty won’t come from a committee vote.

Okay, first we have the Wakefields shrinking down from "perfect size sixes" to size fours, then they get rid of Bruce's Porsche (no more 1BRUCE1? :( ) now they've got the Sweet Valley High Beautification Committee to replace the Pi Beta Alphas? Uh, no. You do not screw around with the PBA.

I bet you no one is going to be wearing a gold lamé pantsuit either. >:[